2010 MLB Fantasy Projections – Hitters (0)
3/12/10 •
Shortstop is the new second base. Steals have come off the endangered species list. Third base is more top heavy than Jessica Simpson.
Fantasy baseball is a living entity, like that planet from the 3D version of Dances With Smurfs. You’ve got to tap in to the preseason projections and find out what [...]
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Quick Hitters 2010-03-13 (0)
3/13/10 •
The top grossing sports movie of all time is The Blind Side. That's like learning the best selling sports drink in the world is diarrhea. #
That Oscar really ties the room together. #
NFL oldtimers game moved to Minnesota. Tomlinson visits the Vikings. #
17% of the Twins payroll has torn UCL and likely headed for [...]
2010 MLB Fantasy Projections – Pitchers (0)
3/10/10 •
Remember way back when, all the way back to the 90s, when getting together for poker meant dealer calls it? Card games like 5 card draw, 7 card stud low Chicago, Baseball, and Guts were played. Wild cards were called with reckless abandon. It was a time before the World Poker Tour, [...]
The NFL Offseason and Fantasy Implications (0)
3/07/10 •
The NFL season is gone as you have no doubt noticed. Your Sundays have gone from the nonstop thrill ride of the Red Zone channel to a snooze inducing CBS broadcast of Big 10 basketball. (I would rather watch Red Carpet coverage for 24 straight hours than watch the Michigan/Michigan State pillowfight that passed as [...]
Quick Hitters 2010-03-06 (0)
3/06/10 •
Petition to declare "hella-" the scientific prefix for an order of magnitue with 10^27 zeros. Bears offensive line officially hella-bad. #
Chicago NFL Free Agency – Because Bear is the new Redskin #
MLB Preseason Projections – 1B (1)
3/03/10 •
It’s March already? Time for some sweet college basketball, right? Check the calendar again and look for that other important event coming up. It’s your baseball draft and it’s right around the corner, dummy. The players have reported to spring training, so it’s also time for fantasy geeks to report to [...]
Quick Hitters 2010-02-27 (0)
2/27/10 •
75% of Americans pretending around their wife to give a shit about women's curling right now as trade off to later watch real sport, hockey. #
US finally proves itself to be a better country than Canada. #
Fox News declares the game clock from US men's hockey game "unpatriotic". #
What does Mary Carillo rolling around on [...]
Sweet Lou: Nearing The End Of The Line? (0)
2/24/10 •
Lou Piniella’s fire for managing burned out long ago. He’s been mailing it in during his time as Cubs skipper with last season being especially egregious. Those of us who suffered through his “whaddya want from me” routine last summer should not be encouraged by Lou on the cusp of his final season in MLB (my [...]
Quick Hitters 2010-02-20 (0)
2/20/10 •
Thank you Canada for winning a gold the first weekend so everyone can shut up about that meaningless home country streak. #
Bulls' John Salmons traded to the Bucks for a bucket of actual salmons. #
Pitchers and catchers report. You decide. #
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