Home Run Derby: A Compendium of Quotes to Numb the Mind (1)
7/12/10 •
Welcome to the Homerun Derby, Chris Berman’s summer work out of bad puns, lame one-liners and exercise in local geography. This years telecast was so boring that I could only make it through the first round before wanting to inflict harm on myself. Good news for Boomer is that he finally found an analyst that [...]
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The Never-Ending Tennis Match (0)
6/23/10 •
While you were at work today, literally the ENTIRE time you were at work today, one of the most famous tennis matches ever played plodded along like a Kevin Costner epic. It wasn’t famous because of it’s star power and certainly not for the impeccable tennis that was on display. No, this match will go down [...]
Love: Baseball Meltdowns (0)
6/14/10 •
In a time where every sport is going out of it’s way to vanilla down their product, there is still something pure about a baseball meltdown. It is one of the last bastions to see pure negative emotion out on the field of competition, and I love them.
Enter Wally Backman coaching for the South Georgia [...]
World Cup Betting Strategy (0)
6/11/10 •
So the World Cup is almost here and if you are like most Americans you have no idea how to wager on it. Or maybe some of you may ask why wager on it? I will attempt to help sort things out for our readers. Trying to cram as much info I can into this [...]
Carlos Zambrano and a Lecture on Asset Management (1)
4/21/10 •
A good number of college graduates will tell you that they never really use their degree when they leave college. For the most part that has been my experience. I left school with a finance degree after taking a spin of the roulette wheel of college majors which included stops in meteorology and journalism (Tennessee fans [...]
A Statistical Case FOR Alfonso Soriano (0)
5/06/10 •
Don’t let the fact it comes from “glass half full” Cubs play-by-play man Len Kasper make you question the validity of said case. Wait a minute, it probably should. On Tuesday’s Len and Bob blog on the WGN TV website, Lenny laid out a case that Alfonso Soriano’s recent surface of the sun hot streak could [...]
Future Headline: Weirdo Dressed As London Olympic Mascot Denied Yiffing At Plushie Orgy (0)
5/19/10 •
Can we finally put a bullet in the head of this whole “Olympic mascot” thing? Every few years we must endure the image of another Fuwa (2008) or Izzy (1996) jumping around …
Quick Hitters 2010-07-17 (0)
7/17/10 •
Sign me up @mschauf63 Not sure if having zero interest in the #ESPYs makes me less of a #sports fan. If so, I guess I'm less of a sports fan #
Quick Hitters 2010-07-10 (0)
7/10/10 •
ESPN to start Lebron pre-announcement coverage / speculation extravaganza 15 minutes ago. #
Lebron to announce decision on Thursday on ESPN during prime time. Somebody finally found a way to "out favre" Brett Favre. #
Lindsey Lohan sentenced to 90 days in jail. Poor thing is going to miss the Lebron James announcement reality show finale [...]
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