Breaking news – Micro Machines guy emerges from 20 year hiatus to taunt wounded Bear fans.
World-record holding speedy mouthed pitchman John Moschitta, Jr. emerged from whatever cave he has been dwelling in since the late 1980’s demise of Micro Machines, to remind Bears fans how hopeless their franchise has become. Moschitta appeared to list off the names of Bears starting quarterbacks since Jim McMahon made the Pro Bowl after the 1985 season. I understand the premise. Have a guy who can talk really fast list all the names because there have been so many. I would be laughing if it didn’t make me want to die on this inside. He-Man was way better any way.
No word on whether Michael Winslow will be invited to spice up Lovie’s notoriously droll press conferences. We were able to confirm that the “Where’s the Beef?” lady is dead.
As for a verdict on the NFL Network I would rate the quality of this telecast somewhere between Cable Access and grainy Romanian Porn. You 2G1C guys know what I’m talking about.
