Statleague’s Homage to Bill Simmons
Bill preparing for his NBA picks column.
Since Bill Simmons is the new king of the sports media world we here at Statleague have decided to honor him by running a Retroactive Running Diary of the first half of tonight’s Bears/Niners tilt. Here goes….
7:22 PM – until present: Horrible football was played by each team. I started drinking whiskey.
Nobody accused me of being as wordy as the Sports Guy. Sorry for not mentioning Ted Knight, The Karate Kid or Teen Wolf. Seriously though this was a mind-numbing display of football. The only other highlight was my wife looking up from her copy of Elle to ask if Matt Millen has a dirt ’stache. Hopefully Singletary drops his pants soon.
