2009-12-09 Quick Hitters
- Brian Kelly evidently is so awesome he doesn't even need to show up for his Notre Dame job interview to get it. #
- Peter Gammons out at ESPN. Old man stammering at the channel already reportedly down 37%. #
- It remains unclear if an indecent proposal from Tiger caused Elin's mother to double over with intense stomach pain. Where you at TMZ? #
- Clinton Portis placed on IR due to newly scrambled brain. #
- NFL fines Ochocinco $30k for wearing the sideline sombrero. Deemed most expensive Mexican hat related incident in history. #
