Quick Hitters 2010-01-16
- Babbling Old Coot Remembering Time When An NFL Game Was Colder And "Real Men" Played In It Without New Fangled Helmet Heat Technology #nfl #
- Saturday drinking game – drink for every overthrown ball by Carson Palmer or ball thrown in the dirt by Donovan McNabb. Already wasted. #nfl #
- Virologists watching Wild Card football game discover amazing man who cannot catch a cold. Braylon Edwards agrees to take part in study. #
- Charles Barkley Quotes – After retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs – another unemployed black man." #snl #
- Sir Charles on blocked shot: "He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough" #
- Arizona started at -2.5, public pounded them all the way to +2.5. Vegas is usually smarter than you, lot of value in home dog now. #nfl #
- News Flash: New Yorkers have a lot of money and back the Jets. That line has already dropped 2 points overnight to SD -7. #
- Mark McGwire admits to using steroids when breaking baseball's HR records. Also in the news, water is wet. #mlb #
- NFL has no salary cap for the 2010 season only. Federal estate tax is off the books for the year 2010 only. Coincidence or weird conspiracy? #
- If it was I wouln't have needed the "about" @Thefantasynerd That's because shutting down the guy you're covering isn't a measurable stat. #
- Charles Woodson Named AP Defensive Player Of The Year, Ballots Evidently Cast Before Robo-Flanders Put Up 51 On Them. #
- Wait! I know how to solve everyone's problems. Conan O'Brien can take over at Tennessee. Everything's solved. RT @fb_outsiders #
- Love the goodbye Lane Kiffin graffiti showing up on UT campus. http://bit.ly/6C72J7 That's what you get for hitching yourself to an asshat. #
- Chris Johnson runs way with the AP Offensive Player of the Year award. Runs away with it. Get it? #
- Chiefs continue to build Foxborough West by hiring Romeo Crennel to be their new defensive coordinator. #
- This would be the year for Hard Knocks Chiefs – 2 failed head coach coordinators circling 2nd year youngster Haley with blood in the water. #
- McGwire taking PED but not for performance enhancing reasons is like me smoking weed but not for getting high. #
- Mark Grace says he didn't take steroids because he didn't want it to hinder his very active sex life. Grace == best person ever. #mlb #
- Chad Ochocinco and Chris Johnson agree to race at the probowl, loser gives their game check to those in need in Haiti #nfl #
- Deuce McAllister drags his ass out of forced retirement, signs with the Saints and might be active this weekend. #nfl #
- Jerry Angelo says “Lovie is leading a very thorough process.” That process rumored to be photosynthesis. #
- Marvin Harrison runs the neighborhoods of Philly like Omar from The Wire. Nobody snitches on Omar. http://bit.ly/6HTWCT #nfl #
- Pudgy pothead backstop Geovany Soto shows up to Cubs Convention allegedly 30-40 lbs lighter. McGwire could not be reaced for comment. #mlb #
- Oakland A's trade for Kouzmanoff. Immediately petition American League for rule change to be able to plate a couple extra DH. (Fox, Cust) #
