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Quick Hitters 2010-07-31

Tai Ward — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:51:00 +0000

Hey ESPN – no milestones for cheaters. Quit with the live look ins. #

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Quick Hitters 2010-07-17

Tai Ward — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:51:00 +0000

Sign me up @mschauf63 Not sure if having zero interest in the #ESPYs makes me less of a #sports fan. If so, I guess I'm less of a sports fan #

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Quick Hitters 2010-07-10

Tai Ward — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:51:00 +0000

ESPN to start Lebron pre-announcement coverage / speculation extravaganza 15 minutes ago. #
Lebron to announce decision on Thursday on ESPN during prime time. Somebody finally found a way to "out favre" Brett Favre. #
Lindsey Lohan sentenced to 90 days in jail. Poor thing is going to miss the Lebron James announcement reality show finale extravaganza. #
Zombie apocalypse, obviously. @JuddZulgad So what happens in Bristol on Thursday night if Favre announces his decision during LeBron's show? #
RT @nickkroll – In my next life I'm coming back as a vuvuzela so I can be really annoying and still get blown constantly. #
LeBron drops a Cleveland Steamer. #
Chris Bosh reportedly excited about chance to be next player caught banging LeBron's mom. #
This is the worst thing to happen to Cleveland since Major League II. #

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Quick Hitters 2010-07-03

Tai Ward — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 02:51:00 +0000

Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand. RT @bretterlich #
RT @shitnobodysays: Saying your sports team "got raped" isn't distasteful at all. #
Flush with $750 million in new salary cap space, Elin signs max contracts with Lebron, Bosh, Wade, Dirk, and Joe Johnson! #

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Quick Hitters 2010-06-26

Tai Ward — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 21:51:00 +0000

Soccer officially comes out of the closet. And just in time for the gay pride parade. http://bit.ly/cpCEJl #
I still blame Billy Walsh's direction. RT @SarahSpain This 30 For 30 is officially way better than the Vincent Chase version. #Medellin #
RT @Rorschach7 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – Louis C.K. – Video – NBC.com: http://bit.ly/apvZhJ #
Soccer is for Yanks @CySUballz And the wife beaters are being soaked with tears. Come back when you stop acting and start playing soccer. #
U forgot the tag #signsoftheapocalypse on that one. @edmenendez Lady Gaga has 3 songs in the top 50. #music #
Why does XM online streaming only seem to go down during the Ron & Fez show? #

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Quick Hitters 2010-06-19

Tai Ward — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:51:00 +0000

My new favorite source to catch up on what I missed in today's World Cup action. @the_vuvuzela #
I think people in the west to midwest need to finally admit that
numbers in your conference name is kind of short sighted. #
Lou Pineilla suspects opposing teams are criticizing his coaching by being much better at baseball. #
Yeah, real blurry. @ZachZaidman It's real and it's spectacular! http://twitpic.com/1xk2h8 #
One nation under a groove. RIP original P-Funk member Gary "Diaper Man" Schider. Best ever guitarist who went on stage in a diaper? #
Communist kickball is rigged! RT @FantasyJudgment Apparently Jim Joyce works as a soccer referee in his spare time. #
Which is crazier – Patrick Kane's ongoing post Stanley Cup bender or anything Ron Artest says into a mic? #

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Love: Baseball Meltdowns

Tai Ward — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:18:56 +0000

Make sure none of our guys pick this shit up.

In a time where every sport is going out of it’s way to vanilla down their product, there is still something pure about a baseball meltdown. It is one of the last bastions to see pure negative emotion out on the field of competition, and I love them.

Enter Wally Backman coaching for the South Georgia Peanuts. He melts down on the umpire after his kid gets tossed from the game AND was magically wearing a mic for it. Awesomeness ensues. The clip is a deleted scene from the documentary “Playing For Peanuts”.

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Quick Hitters 2010-06-12

Tai Ward — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 21:51:00 +0000

Remember when hockey games used to end with a score of 2-1? #
Nebraska to the Big 10. The Big 12 is now dead as dillinger. #
According to 100% of people surveyed on Michigan Ave last night – I'm a world class chest bumper. Go Hawks! #
T-minus 10 minutes before ESPN starts declaring that "the World Cup is finally bringing soccer to the US mainstream" bullshit. #
The first World Cup game ends in a tie? Way to endear yourself to American fans, soccer. #
Kaner promises to keep his shirt on and not assault cab drivers this summer. #
The first commercial on CBS after the Blackhawk rally was for dental implants. I shit you not. Somebody wants that Duncan Keith money. #
Between apartheid, aids, and now a few million bees invading the World Cup – this South Africa can't catch a break. #
Most Thrilling Playoffs In Recent Memory Unfortunately Happen In Hockey http://onion.com/bhpK80 #

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Quick Hitters 2010-06-05

Tai Ward — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:51:00 +0000

Jim Joyce is the worst thing to happen to the people of Detroit since… well.. they moved to Detroit. #
Can Selig do instant replay right? I doubt it. FanGraphs makes a plea for sanity but also sheds light on difficulty. http://bit.ly/aUj9b0 #
The Imperfect Game stands. Bud declines to reverse the call. #
Even if it would have been ridiculously easy to change the call this one time, it's probably the right call by Selig. That pains me to type. #

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Quick Hitters 2010-05-29

Tai Ward — Sat, 29 May 2010 21:51:00 +0000

Is there any team besides the Cubs that would use the DH slot on the number 8 spot in the batting order? #
Uh-oh. Looks like Ricketts is not only sitting with Jim Belushi, but laughing at his jokes. This can't be good. RT @PWSullivan #
Big Game Software announced as the title sponsor of the FSTA Summer Conference Chicago. That does NOT mean you can stay at my house during. #

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